OMGWTFBBQ - Yes, it's that cold.
Burning Bush - Bible belt all the way.
Well Played - You set neighbor's house on fire, then, one by one, distract the
Did You Know That - 80% of body heat is lost through your head?
Gas Pedal - Found it!
The Four Elements - Earth, air, fire and water. The best mother nature has to offer ...
Fire Alarm - When it starts popping, time to get hopping.
It's Beginning - To look a lot like Christmas.
My Friend Said His Day Couldn't Get Any Worse - So I prove him wrong.
Fire Safety - Recent fire safety commercials say that I should know my escape plan
Payday - Parties. Clubs. Cinema. Alcohol. I've got money to burn. Oh snap! Forgot my
Realization - When all your dreams go up in smoke, just remember who it was that lit the
Choice - It is better to choose to be bad, than forced to be good.
Team Hot Wheels - The fun never ends.
Flamethrower - The very existence of Flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere,
This Little Light Of Mine - I'm gonna let it shine.
ADDICTION - Because Tweeting it is more important than your life.
THE CHURCH - Who says it can't enlighten ?
Napalm - Light a fire for a man, and you'll keep him warm for a day. Light a man on fire,
Keep A Fire - Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion, You must first set
Because When You Gotta Go - Nothing else matters.
I HATE BEING BI-POLAR - It's totally awesome !
In Case Of Fire - You are destined to burn.
ADD - The fire's over there.
Cavemen - Posted things on walls before it was cool.
Zen Teachings: If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.