Tag: Fire

OMGWTFBBQ

OMGWTFBBQ – Yes, it’s that cold.

Well Played

Well Played – You set neighbor’s house on fire, then, one by one, distract the firefighters with snacks

Did You Know That

Did You Know That – 80% of body heat is lost through your head?

The Four Elements

The Four Elements – Earth, air, fire and water. The best mother nature has to offer …

Fire Alarm

Fire Alarm – When it starts popping, time to get hopping.

Fire Safety

Fire Safety – Recent fire safety commercials say that I should know my escape plan backwards, out hell the get, job done.

Payday

Payday – Parties. Clubs. Cinema. Alcohol. I’ve got money to burn. Oh snap! Forgot my bills again.

Realization

Realization – When all your dreams go up in smoke, just remember who it was that lit the fire.

Life Choice

Choice – It is better to choose to be bad, than forced to be good.

Flamethrower

Flamethrower РThe very existence of Flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, Рyou know, I want to set those people over

Napalm Fire

Napalm – Light a fire for a man, and you’ll keep him warm for a day. Light a man on fire, you’ll keep him warm

Keep A Fire

Keep A Fire – Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion, You must first set yourself on fire.

The Fire

ADD – The fire’s over there.

Cavemen

Cavemen – Posted things on walls before it was cool.

Zen Teachings

Zen Teachings: If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.