18 Whopper Combo's - And a diet coke...
Depression - When you buy a hula-hoop and fits you.
That Awkward Moment When - You're the only one who can't fit.
Casual Fridays - Guess who ruined it?
Beers Goggles - Fat people love' em.
The Beach - Not for everyone!
Drunk Driving - There are many dangers.
That Awkward Moment - When your arm is fat enough to make the girl behind you look naked.
Cankles - Made in America.
Goals - Don't stand between a woman and her goals!
Female Flexibility - Not what you've expected.
Sport bikes - Always attract the hot girls.
Invisibility Cloaks - Make sure the switch is in the 'On' position.
Carpet - For when a towel just isn't enough.
Aren't You Sweet.. You look good enough to eat.
Working Out - Yes, she's running on that treadmill.
Halloween Makeup - She doesn't really need one.
Honey Boo Boo - In twelve years.
Butt Lifting Surgery - It worked.
Your Tramp Stamp - Is off center.
McDonald's - Customer
Unfortunately - My daydreams about being skinny are always interrupted by the sound of my
Working It - One cheeseburger at a time.
Life's A Gamble - I felt insulted the other day when my girlfriends said that I never
Yo Mama - . . . is so fat, when she sings, its over.