Family Planning - Something that should be available to everyone yet there are those who
The Internet - I used to think my family was weird. Then I got the internet.
Glass Of Wine And Basket Of Bananas - Please don't move either one!
This Kid - Is my Hero.
Dad Said - Sure, the student exchange program sounds great!
80's Were Awesome
Genetics - Make sure you meet her Mom before you say, I do.
The Boxer Mafia - From now on every slipper, every ball, every biscuit, every butt
Necessity - Is the mother of invention.
Choices - Mom felt it was good for us to have them0 1. Take it 2. Leave it
Abortion - Too late to reconsider.
Bigamy - Is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
Family - The more we are together, the more sure I am that I am adopted.
The Talk - Son, you're all grown up now, I think it's time we talk about these things
I Bought You - These things that you don't need, with money we don't have, so you can
Bravery - Is being the only one who know you're afraid. "Franklin P. Jones"
DRIVER MUST WEAR HELMET - You kids are on your own.
MISSED YOUR LATTE TODAY? - These folks didn't have a house. Get over yourself.
Son, I am Disappoint
I SAW DAD WITH MOM LAST NIGHT I think that jerk was stealing my milk ...
THE FAMILY REBEL - I can't believe I have to wait 6 more years to get away from these
The New King - It's good to be the (future) king.