Family Planning – Something that should be available to everyone yet there are those who see that it is stopped.
The Internet – I used to think my family was weird. Then I got the internet.
Glass Of Wine And Basket Of Bananas – Please don’t move either one!
This Kid – Is my Hero.
Dad Said – Sure, the student exchange program sounds great!
80’s Were Awesome
Genetics – Make sure you meet her Mom before you say, I do.
The Boxer Mafia – From now on every slipper, every ball, every biscuit, every butt sniff.. the Don gets a taste, kapeesh? Welcome to the
Necessity – Is the mother of invention.
Choices – Mom felt it was good for us to have them0 1. Take it 2. Leave it
Abortion – Too late to reconsider.
Bigamy – Is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
Family – The more we are together, the more sure I am that I am adopted.
The Talk – Son, you’re all grown up now, I think it’s time we talk about these things that happen between boys and girls… Sure,
I Bought You – These things that you don’t need, with money we don’t have, so you can impress people you don’t even like.
Bravery – Is being the only one who know you’re afraid. “Franklin P. Jones”
DRIVER MUST WEAR HELMET – You kids are on your own.
MISSED YOUR LATTE TODAY? – These folks didn’t have a house. Get over yourself.
Son, I am Disappoint
I SAW DAD WITH MOM LAST NIGHT I think that jerk was stealing my milk …
THE FAMILY REBEL – I can’t believe I have to wait 6 more years to get away from these freaks. To be born here, my
The New King – It’s good to be the (future) king.