Facebook Model – You’re not one just because you post 500 pictures of yourself.
Mona Lisa – After 10 days of having a Facebook account.
Tragic – This poor child does not own a computer and has never experienced the joy of being on Facebook.
Moments Of Silence – Dude, you’ve been friend zoned in the first move.
Geography – She failed.
99 Percent Of Girls Of Facebook – Tell me I’m pretty!
Facebook Status – Available.
Cool Facebook Profile – Hitler would have had it.
I Have a Life Outside Of Facebook – But I don’t remember the password for it.
Anonymity – Are those shcoolgirls on your Facebook really schoolgirls?
Facebook – Where getting rid of a friend is easy to do.
Facebook – Saving unhappy couples the cost of a private investigator since 2004.
Facebook Barbie – Looks are deceiving, she is still using that photo of her from ten years ago.
“PHOTOS (1,069)” – For some reason, I don’t want to see any of them.
Facebook Notifications – They come in fast and furious on your birthday.
Does Getting Drunk On Facebook – Count as drinking with friends?
Facebook – Time consuming.
Facebook – Trust me, it’s more effective than face-palm.
Another Facebook – You can’t judge a book by it’s cover.
It’s Complicated – I now understand that Facebook status option.
Facebook – How could 34,372 of your friends not remember?
IT’S SIMPLE – Have a car as your Facebook profile picture, I am going to assume you love cars. Have a s**tty Facebook profile picture,
The Social Network – Saw Style.
Get Out – Of my facebook picture!
Facebook Photo – Make sure you’re little brother isn’t on the can before you take the picture.