Meth - It's worse than Kryptonite.
Lunch Bag - Of Lindsay Lohan.
Birth Of Super Mario - In Venn Diagram.
What A Difference - A couple of years can make.
Best Friends - They know how to make you feel good.
Multi Tasking - Its medicinal... just say'n.
Remember Kids - If someone offers you drugs, say thank you, they are expensive.
Any Drugs, Alcohol Or Weapons? - No thank you officer, we have everything we need.
Hey! - Alvin....Alvin....Alvin A....L....V....I....N !!!!!!
Narcotics - You smoked what? while you were pregnant with me.
Good Advice - Do as I say, not as I do.
Law Enforcement - Some perks once in a while.
DRUGS - Without Question The End Is Terrible But the Ride Sure Is Great.
OH WHITNEY - You make it seem so easy.
Perfection - Now comes in pairs.
Sniffer Dogs - Who ever smelt it, dealt it. Doesn't seem to work with Sniffer Dogs.
I Agree - Demotivational poster
RETIREMENT - How are you planning for yours ?
BREAKING NEWS - Authorities have learned the identity of the last person with Whitney
5 Years Of Drugs - Can wear you out.
Cocaine - You're doing it wrong.
Drugs? No Thanks, I already have one.