Meth – It’s worse than Kryptonite.
Lunch Bag – Of Lindsay Lohan.
Birth Of Super Mario – In Venn Diagram.
What A Difference – A couple of years can make.
Best Friends – They know how to make you feel good.
Multi Tasking – Its medicinal… just say’n.
Remember Kids – If someone offers you drugs, say thank you, they are expensive.
Any Drugs, Alcohol Or Weapons? – No thank you officer, we have everything we need.
Hey! – Alvin….Alvin….Alvin A….L….V….I….N !!!!!!
Narcotics – You smoked what? while you were pregnant with me.
Good Advice – Do as I say, not as I do.
Law Enforcement – Some perks once in a while.
DRUGS – Without Question The End Is Terrible But the Ride Sure Is Great.
OH WHITNEY – You make it seem so easy.
Perfection – Now comes in pairs.
Sniffer Dogs – Who ever smelt it, dealt it. Doesn’t seem to work with Sniffer Dogs.
I Agree – Demotivational poster
RETIREMENT – How are you planning for yours ?
BREAKING NEWS – Authorities have learned the identity of the last person with Whitney Houston the night of her death.
5 Years Of Drugs – Can wear you out.
Cocaine – You’re doing it wrong.
Drugs? No Thanks, I already have one.