A Bartender Is Just - Pharmacist with a limited inventory.
Goals - Don't stand between a woman and her goals!
Can Of Coca Cola - Contains only 39 grams of sugar.
She'll Have To Drink A Lot - Before she wants you.
Panoramix - He invented the first energy drink.
A Dog Drinking Soda - It's cute as hell, what more do you need?
Bachelorette Party - Brought to you by Jaegermeister.
The Problem - With the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
New Reality Show - How I Really Met Your Mother.
Australiana - The world says "Australians drink too much" Australians say "They're just
Battleshots - Aye aye Captain, full speed ahead.
The Gift Of Giving - I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else, because my
Alcohol - Because no great story ever began with anyone eating a salad.
Heaven - This must be what it's like...
Alcoholic - Is such a harsh word, I prefer professional drinker.
Battle Shots - Taking drinking games to a whole new level.
It's Not Alcoholism - Until you graduate.
Wednesday - Making it over the hump just got a whole lot easier.
Honk - Beats the hell out of pong any day. You Honk We Drink!