18 Whopper Combo’s – And a diet coke…
Dear Diet Coke – I feel like you’re overreacting. Sincerely, Mentos.
Be Careful With Your Dreams – Sometimes they come true.
Unfortunately – My daydreams about being skinny are always interrupted by the sound of my own chewing.
Diet – The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat.