Perfect Posture - Shoulders back, chest out.
It's OK - Tech support sent me!
Task Manager Has Stopped Working - Where is your God now!
OK, Download Me A Fish
Funny - Until it happens to you.
Can Your Mac Do This? I don't think so!
Lightning Storm - The only time nobody has to ask you to turn off your computer.
Mom Said - Go play outside.
8 GB Memory Card - 1996 vs. Today
Complain - Blogging on-line for hours beats pining away waiting for mister right any day.
Microsoft Word - Now in a Politically Correct Format.
Windows - Add another button like UNDO...
Live Tech Support - Someone will be with you in...never.
I Am Obviously Not Learning From My Mistakes - I keep going to work.
The Original Computer - Was very limited functionally, print and delete.
Regret - Because it's too late and you can't afford a new one.
I Love Computers - Except when they freeze. And crash. And lose data. And get a virus.
A Mouse In A Mouse - So that's how they do it!
Your Search - Winning an argument wit your wife had 0 matches.
Addiction - At the point you're oblivious to them coming you deserve to be taken away.
Computers - They make difficult tasks easy, but easy tasks difficult.
Kids Today - Will never know what one of these is.
Vintage - Presently, we own the fastest computers and wear the most fashionable clothes.
The Internet - It doesn't make people smarter. It just spreads stupidity faster.