Tag: Coffee

Californian Coffee

Californian Coffee – No really, look in her hands, she brought Coffee.

Venti Half-Caf

Venti Half-Caf – No foam, extra whip, nonfat, 2 splendas with half a pump of sugar free vanilla latte. Why? Because I’m a pretentious assh**e!

For Those Times

For Those Times – When words cannot express the love you have, use the bathroom.


Futility – All the caffeine in Columbia will not make you into a morning person.

Caffeine Addictions

ADDICTIONS – I have a very strong addiction to caffeine, but an even stronger addiction to you.

Strong And Black

Strong And Black – It’s how this captain takes his coffee.

The Best Morning

The Best Morning – Wake up, take a shower, have a cup coffee and go home.