Californian Coffee – No really, look in her hands, she brought Coffee.
Even Your Coffee Is Surprised – You woke up this early.
I Love Those Days – When this is my only problem.
It’s Morning Already – So how come there’s still no coffee in my cup?
Venti Half-Caf – No foam, extra whip, nonfat, 2 splendas with half a pump of sugar free vanilla latte. Why? Because I’m a pretentious assh**e!
Multi Tasking – Its medicinal… just say’n.
For Those Times – When words cannot express the love you have, use the bathroom.
Starbucks Goes Green – Forget the cup. Take your caffeine direct.
Futility – All the caffeine in Columbia will not make you into a morning person.
ADDICTIONS – I have a very strong addiction to caffeine, but an even stronger addiction to you.
Strong And Black – It’s how this captain takes his coffee.
The Best Morning – Wake up, take a shower, have a cup coffee and go home.