Village Boy - Don't be a chicken.
Chicks Available - Hot or cold.
Got Laid - You get what you deserve.
A Blonde Chick With A Nice Pus** - Got you, you dirty minded bastard.
I Have A Dream - Where chickens can cross the road without having it's motives
Bluster - Works until someone picks up a stick.
My Daughter Asked How Puppies Were Made - After beating around the bush, and 30 minutes of
Blinking Contest - Who ever blinks first looses an eye