Paparazzi - Sucking the life out of celebrities one click at a time.
Lady Gaga - Her costumes are inspired by this cat.
Being A Child Star - The key to misery.
Are You Always This Stupid - Or are you making an extra effort today?
70 Years Old - And still hotter then today's whining starlets!
You Do The Hokie Pokie - And you turn yourself around that's what it's all about.
Aging - Apparently not all celebrities do it gracefully.
Lunch Bag - Of Lindsay Lohan.
American Royalty - Sigh.
Avril vs Lindsay - Better know the difference.
Meanwhile In A Parallel Universe - Dr. Sheldon Cooper and Penny.
Jenna Plastic Surgery Fail - You were beautiful.
Twilight -This is how it should have ended.
Competition - It's why your wife will never let you see Transformers.
Look Out Lady Gaga - You have some competition.
Rich People Talking
Hey Charlie - I see what you saw there.
Someone's Dad - Has some explaining to do.
Chuck Norris - Chuck who?
Clint Eastwood - The Boogie Man may check his closet for Chuck Norris, but Chuck Norris
The Beatles - Worst Village People cover band ever.
20 Years Ago - We had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. Now we have no jobs, no cash
Something Happened - I want answers and I want them now.
Twilight - The Final Episode.
The Strolling Bones - Old is temporary, but ugly is forever.
Censorship - Just ask the experts... it works.