Prohibitions For Some – A privilege for others.
Teamwork – Best choice.
Suck It Up! Because nobody ever died of frustrated, weepy bitchiness.
Cats Are Liquid – No fixed shape, but take on the shape of any container.
Cats Mature – Dogs just get older.
I Sense – Weekend!
You Never Know – Who is spying on you.
Idiot Friends – Everyone has one.
Raised By Penguins – Domino was always a little “different”.
I Switched To LCD – My cat hates me.
Boredom
Naps – Should always be on your agenda.
You’re Doing It Wrong – No matter how hard you try, it is impossible to fax a cat.
Make Lolz – Not war.
Rock Bottom – You’ll know it when you get there.
Sometimes – You just have to hit rock bottom.
Questions – Sometimes you just don’t know how the hell did you end up in the bathroom, on the things of the boy you love.
Awesome Cat – And yes, he knows he’s awesome.
With Friends Like This – Who needs enemies.
Pizza Cat – We like more than just cheeseburger.
Kittens – So cute they may your head explode into candy.
Michael Bay Cat – Is awesome.
Prom Night – You’re doing it wrong.
Self-shots – Even cats do it.
Camouflage – Just because you cannot see them it does not mean they cannot see you.
Hi I’m Mouse – I would like to invite you for dinner.