Come To The Sweet Side - Because we have donuts.
Birthday Gifts - Sometimes less is more.
This Birthday - Will be an awesome birthday.
Pet Owners - Oh God, hope they haven't invited any of my friends.
How About A Magic Trick - I'm going to make this candle disappear.
Smoking Kills - Tell her.
Birthday - A day like any other day, ruined by friends or relatives.
Facebook Notifications - They come in fast and furious on your birthday.
Happy Birthday! - Another year closer to finding out if Atheism was the right choice.
Facebook - How could 34,372 of your friends not remember?
Nobody Loves You - Then... Who brought cake?
Happy Birthday - To the ground!