Bird Watching - You're doing it wrong.
I Don't Need To Lose My Beloved Ones To understand how much I love them.
Impressions - There's only one first and never a chance for a second.
Nature - It's all good well when nothing is trying to kill or r**e you.
Ninjas - When you see them, it's too late!
What Are You Looking At?
Parallel Universe - Where blondes are on top!
That's How My Colleagues Behave - After the first month in the gym.
No One Is Free - Even the birds are chained to the sky. Bob Dylan
Discipline - Parents who are afraid to put their foot down usually have children who step
Revenge - Wait for it. Waaaaaaait for it...
These Are Not - The droids you are looking for... Move along...
Most People See This And Think - "oh look at the lovely wild life" when i see this coming
Reality - We are all birds stuck inside our cage.
Blind Dates - Just say no.
If Hitchcock Needs Me - I'll be in my trailer.
FREEDOM ! - You Better Start Working On Trying To Keep It !!
DEPRESSED OWL SAYS - WHOOOOOOOOOOO Gives a s**t.
Desire - Becoming what you want means becoming someone you aren't.
Oh Yeah? - Well you again would be like signing back up for dial-up internet.
Bad Days - You just know when you're gonna have one.
Kiss It - That's right you stupid cats, kiss my ass!
Angry Birds - Not as fun in real life
Angry Birds - Not as much fun in real life.
Desperation - Can provide unexpected strength!