Before and After
Another New Morning - Time to get out of bed.
Rough Riders - Maybe we should try another brand of condoms next time.
My Teddy Bear - I will cut anyone who touches it.
Star Wars Bedroom - Coolness factor: 100% Probability of getting laid factor: 1% (+/-1%).
Doing Nothing Is Very Hard - You never know when you are finished.
This Bed - Rocks
She Just Asked - For a bed of roses.
Oyasumi - I'm off to bed.
Holiday Lights - Yet another random thing that now gives me a boner.
Camouflage Planking - It is even more asinine when you cant see it...
Stamina - I'm so good in bed, I recently received the medal of on-her.
College Life - Memories are great..Until you send your daughter to school.
People Say Nothings Impossible - Yet what they don't realize is that I do nothing all
Deception - Honey, I can get a better shot of your new sandals from up here.
Bittersweet - Married to a hot woman that has the morals of a man.
Bitter Sweet - Getting friend zoned... With Benefits.
Asian Girls - So this is your fetish huh?
Morning Breath - Now you know why it happens.
Fear Of - While your busy bitchin' about your job or never getting the breaks just think