Abstinence Only – Your program has no chance against opponents like these.
Male Optical Illusion – Stare at the picture for about 30 seconds and a beach will begin to appear.
Wisdom – Being single doesn’t mean than you know nothing about love. Sometimes, being solo is wiser than being in a false relationship.
Alternatives – If you can’t afford a vacation, you can always drink until you don’t know where you are.
Sweet Innocence – She’s been on more laps than a restaurant napkin.
Hit The Beach – It’s where we try to keep the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies and the sand out of
Be Miserable Or Motivate Yourself : Whatever has to be done, it’s always your choice.
Chicks In Combat – Welcome to Buds, now make me a sammich.
Australia Day – Like we need an excuse to get drunk.
Day By Day – Nothing Changes… But When You look Back Everything is Different.
Credulity – They only invited you because they knew you wouldn’t come.
Your Dog – Has his own way of saying he doesn’t like your new GF.
Ladies’ Attention – Harder to get everyday
BEACH VOLLEYBALL – The world’s fastest growing spectator sport.
A Wasted Trip – Because you spent a lot of money of fly to Hawaii to see the surfers, and you missed it because of
Curiosity Kids – Revealed the pussycat.
Jersy Shore – How it began.
News Flash – Salt water destroys Ninja cloaking powers.
I DON’T ALWAYS WORKOUT – But when I do, it’s in black, so it is like a funeral for my fat …
Choices – You’re torn, huh?
Hard Work – It pays off later, laziness pays off now.
Life Guards – With such floatation device, she doesn’t need any.
Competition – Because not only man compare their sizes!
Yo Dawg – Dat Ass!!!
Life – You finally get your day in the sun and then: sand ninjas.
Self Control – This man is the master of it. Indecision – This man has it.