Dumb People – Smart Phones don’t have an app to fix that…
Schrodinger’s Cat Is Alive – And very angry.
Frowning – It takes less muscles to smile than it does to frown. But I think I’ll keep frowning… I need the exercise.
The Correct Answer Was – Yes, Granny, the cokies are delicious, as always.
Swearing – You never really do it right until you learn to drive.
Women – Do you know that awesome moment when you finally understand women? Yeah, me neither.
Anger – I’m fed up with my own life, but I keep looking for someone else to blame.
This Cat – Is going to f*** somebody up.
Get Out – Of my facebook picture!