Dumb People - Smart Phones don't have an app to fix that...
Schrodinger's Cat Is Alive - And very angry.
Frowning - It takes less muscles to smile than it does to frown. But I think I'll keep
The Correct Answer Was - Yes, Granny, the cokies are delicious, as always.
Swearing - You never really do it right until you learn to drive.
Women - Do you know that awesome moment when you finally understand women? Yeah, me
Anger - I'm fed up with my own life, but I keep looking for someone else to blame.
This Cat - Is going to f*** somebody up.
Get Out - Of my facebook picture!