Flight Attendant – Landing position.
Water Landing – You’re doing it right.
Internet Privacy – At it’s best.
Seriously – I’m telling ya.. I hear something, I’m just not sure what.
Helmets – They can’t save you man, if you don’t wear them.
First Class – Sometimes, it’s really not worth the extra money to sit up front.
Stealth – Has gotten better.
U.S. Airways – Now with service to Cuba.
First Class – Are you really worried about baggage fees?
An Optimist – Invented the airplane, a pessimist invented the parachute.