Going To The Beach – Great for strengthening bonds with others.
Sweet Dreams – If you don’t fear the reprisal, you’d do the same.
70 Years Old – And still hotter then today’s whining starlets!
This Kid – Is my Hero.
Why Do Men Find It Difficult – To make eye contact, breast don’t have eyes.
China Dress – No matter what you’re figure it”ll make you look sexy.
Ikea Cat – You assembled it wrong.
Keep In Mind – She is 14, and we don’t care.
Perfect Temptation – She may be young, but that is not your fault.
Wink Wink – I’ll supply the nudge nudge.
Stretching – My favorite part of working out… To watch.
Satisfaction – She likes her new collar.
Superdeluxe Anime – There’s no need to go with art inferior Victoria’s Secret when you can have Mike’s secret.
Caturday Rin – The perfect thing to wake up to.
Day Off – Because a gardener needs time off too.
Nature – It’s all good well when nothing is trying to kill or r**e you.
Big Breast – A major contributor to back problems to female characters.
Utopia – A perfect and peaceful society where all women look this good.
Photography – It’s all about the camera angle.
Cupcakes – May the frosting be whit you.
Studying – The world’s leading cause of spontaneous napping.
Girls Don’t Dress For Boys – If girls dressed for boys, they’d just walk around naked all the time.
Ambition – It is not strength but desire that move us.
Ninja Kitten – He hides in your blanket.
Three Babies Cats – The cutest things.
Best Self Picture Ever – This will going on my wall.