You’re Kidding, Right? – Right?
Sky Diving – No matter how high you jump from, it’s always the last half-inch that will hurt the most.
Stop Clubbing, Baby Seals – Once again, punctuation makes all the difference.
DEPRESSION – I wanted to be a Kodiak Bear Ten feet tall… a half ton of savage splendor…. Not something that looks like a Beanie
Overconfidence – This is going to end in disaster, and you have no one to blame but yourself.