Music Police – Imposing order when you suck so much.
Homeland Security – Everything is secure… in my dreams.
The Sheriff – Is willing to negotiate.
Officer Can’t We Work Something Out – How about feeling these instead.
Sweet Boys – Oh boys, I have Candy!
Pigeons Attack – The revolution has begun.
Hang In There – Or become a pancake whit a crack in it.
Robocop – Now you’re screwed.
Paranoia – Because in America, everything is terrorism.
Halloween Party – Sexy costumes, lots of candy, yes, it is better than Christmas.
Russian Police Forces – Absolutely arresting.
Police Officer – In Netherlands.
Russian Police Officers – Yes, you can search me anytime.
It’s Okay Hippie – Pepper spray is organic.
Romance – The Art of music is a way into anyone’s heart.
Reckless Driving – Police Call It Reckless Driving I Call It Skills.
Stereotypes – Exist for a reason.
Power Nap – But not when you’re on duty.
Not A Good Time – To waive your right to remain silent, so you can finish singing Enter Sandman.
Protect And Serve – The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.
No Parking Zone – I’m sorry sir, you’re illegaly parked in a no parking area, I’m going to have to write you a ticket. Have
Nice Try – You thought you could escape from the kitchen didn’t you?
Peaceful Assembly – Yes, you can haz pepper spray!
I Am The Law! – But I’m also a husband. A son. A loving father. A human being. So be nice or I’ll taser you
Privacy – Some people really don’t like being photographed.
Kilt – Honey, there’s nothing “sissy” about these men…