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Ideal Woman Looks Like An Angel – Is a devil in bad and after sex becomes the best friend, who brings a beer.
Modern Love – Looks exactly like this.
Opportunities – Some only knock once.
Ladies First – Aliens later!
Your Hair – It tastes so nice.
The Kiss – What would it take for you to give her one?
Why Would You – Do that to yourself?
Planking – You are doing it right!
Friendship With Your Ex Is Awkward – You sit together pretending you have never slept together.
“True Gentleman” – But didn’t offer to carry her shoes for her.
Shiny Wooden Doll – I really can’t tell! Help me!
It’s Always The Silent Ones – Always.
Jealousy – The only vice that gives no pleasure.
True Love – You’ll know it when you see it.
Fresh Air And Sunshine – Always adds pleasure to the day.
True Love Makes Miracles – Money open the secrets of those miracles.
Flossing – It’s just good personal hygiene.
Eye Contact – Level: Expert.
Prom Night – You’re doing it wrong.
The Eternal Dilemma – Too tired to stay up, yet too awake to fall asleep.
Putting A Price In Love – The more that people undervalue me, the more of a bargain I become. But it’s still a little depressing
Walking Away – I don’t run away from you, I walk slowly, and it kills me you don’t care enough to stop me.
Young And Old – You say I have daddy issues, but I’m not the one sleeping with someone my daughters age.
Stamina – I’m so good in bed, I recently received the medal of on-her.
Confessions – Actually, he’s not that bad… Actually, I’m not that good…