Beer – Yeah, I didn’t see at first either.
It Pays To Advertise – But only advertise if it pays.
A Bliss – To be at the right place at the right time.
Right Choice – When you can’t save the princess.
Dedication – Visualize your dreams and make them happen.
Touch My Beer – And I kill you.
Non Alcoholic Beer – It’s like going down on your cousin. Tastes the same, but still just ain’t right.
Beers Goggles – Fat people love’ em.
My Beer – How did I ever forget that I left it there.
Beer Goggles – When you realize that girls get “beer goggles” too, you will get laid more. (Hint: buy her tequila shots)
Houston, We Have A Problems
Too Cool For School – Or any sort of legitimate work.
Story Of My Life.
Marketing Dress – The billboard might be pretty, but without prime real estate, you might as well sell to a bunch of cacti.
The Awkward Moment When You Have – An inexplicable urge to sheer for Germany.
A Bartender Is Just – Pharmacist with a limited inventory.
She’ll Have To Drink A Lot – Before she wants you.
Five Beers – For the workers of the sawmill please.
Stupid People – Sometimes they come labelled.
Beer And Women – The cause and solution to all life’s problems.
Mom Off The Year – They not all win the Britney Spears mom off the year award.
Beer – It does a body good.
Six Packs-Beer Style – I’m on diet, redneck style.
The Problem – With the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
Drink Your Beer Boy – There’s sober children in Somalia …
Australiana – The world says “Australians drink too much” Australians say “They’re just jealous that they can’t keep up”