Tag: Beer

Just Beer

Beer –¬†Yeah, I didn’t see at first either.

A Bliss

A Bliss – To be at the right place at the right time.

Right Choice

Right Choice – When you can’t save the princess.

Dedication

Dedication – Visualize your dreams and make them happen.

Non Alcoholic Beer

Non Alcoholic Beer – It’s like going down on your cousin. Tastes the same, but still just ain’t right.

My Beer

My Beer – How did I ever forget that I left it there.

Beer Goggles

Beer Goggles – When you realize that girls get “beer goggles” too, you will get laid more. (Hint: buy her tequila shots)

Marketing Dress

Marketing Dress – The billboard might be pretty, but without prime real estate, you might as well sell to a bunch of cacti.

Five Beers

Five Beers – For the workers of the sawmill please.

Beer And Women

Beer And Women – The cause and solution to all life’s problems.

Mom Off The Year

Mom Off The Year – They not all win the Britney Spears mom off the year award.

Beer

Beer – It does a body good.

The Problem

The Problem – With the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.

Australiana

Australiana – The world says “Australians drink too much” Australians say “They’re just jealous that they can’t keep up”