Sports Medic – Keep calm and do everything that i tell you to do.
School Sports – Someone gets my attention.
Amazing Flexibility – Never ever overrated.
If All Else Fails – Break their neck.
The Pink Panther – He’s still alive in some of us.
Reality – Where’s the fun in that?
Brokeback Mountain – Minus the cowboy hats.
Stupidity – Winners never quit, quitters never win, and those who never quit and never win are id!ot$.
Cheating Unfair – Unfair and a little homo.
Baseball Training Aids – Include swing trainers, bats, pitch backs, nets and mortars.
Hockey – Being in the crease never looked so good!
Stretching – It’s important.
Power Of Chuck Norris – This guy may have it.
Multitasking – It requires skill.
That Look – It always starts my fantasies.
Sky Sports Viewing Figures – It’s sky’s idea of getting more people watching the cricket.
Wait A Second – What???
Guys Can’t Help But – Stare.
Vertical Kayaking – Because horizontal kayaking isn’t enough of a challenge.
Green Is The Color Of Hope – Hope is the poor man’s bread…
Blondes – Running has never been their thing.
Gym Class – Why I miss it.
Breasts – They have been served.
A Tourist – What do you call a beautiful girl wearing a Green Bay Packers jersey?
Acting Queer – Face it some people are just better at it.
If You’re Lazy Enough – Every sport is extreme.