I Will Find You – And will marry you.
Mary Had A Little Pig – She kept it fat and plastered and when the price of pork went up, she shot the little bastard.
The Home Bank – Someone’s making a big deposit tonight.
Be Honest – What would you be looking at?
Come To The Sweet Side – Because we have donuts.
Girls With And Without Makeup – You see the difference.
Your Mother – Bangs like a screen door in a tornado.
Talent – Sometimes you just have to figure out how best to use it.
Monkeys – Not nearly as dumb as you would think… Are they?!
Winner – Secretary of the Year.
A Staircase A Day – Keeps the Greybeards away.
Choices – Sometimes a tough choice can be resolved by exploring both options.
Future, Past, Present.
Impulsive Relationship – Family planning is for nerds.
Downgrade – Good bye one-piece military uniform, hello skin.
My Beer – How did I ever forget that I left it there.
Hot Chick – Not pictured.
It’s Called A “Master Bedroom” – For a reason.
Dear Mom and Dad – College is great! I’m learning all kinds of new things.
This Kid – Is my Hero.
Flexibility – It is almost never, ever over-rated.
You Do The Hokie Pokie – And you turn yourself around that’s what it’s all about.
The School Of Young Talents – It is hard to learn, but it will be easy to make a career.
Talent – Technique and methodology can only get so far.
Roles – Sometimes it,s best just to stay in the kitchen.
Cheerleaders – Another reason why American Football kicks soccer’s a$$!