Tag: Man

The Man Bowl

The Man Bowl – Finally we can eat at the table like a real human.

Hunting Chest

Hunting – A man’s treasure is his woman’s chest.

I Am Sorry

I Am Sorry – I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Don’t & Stop

Don’t and Stop – Two words a man hates to hear unless you’re saying them together.

Man Can Not Cook

A Man – Can not cook to save his life, But he can sure as hell improvise for the one who should.

Harleys Style

Harley s Style – Making men into boys since 1918…

Acting Queer

Acting Queer – Face it some people are just better at it.

Men Are All The Same

Men Are All The Same –  30 Seconds of excitement, followed by a 3 hour nap.

The Look

The Look – Face it this has happened to you , and will happen again.

Natural Selection

Natural Selection – The reason why women’s buttocks are of a greater size than men’s is that the anvil must always be bigger than the

I’m A Loner

I’m A Loner – I don’t have a gigantic group of friends. People don’t miss me. I’m never the first person anyone looks for in


Misadventure – Next time you see someone wearing an eye-patch, ask them if it was all fun and games up to that point.

Wise And Foolish Man

Wisdom – A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her

Out Sick

Out Sick – Sorry I can’t come to work today, I have a cold. …case of beer in my fridge.

Too Cool!

Too Cool! – Meet the man all men want to be.

Toooo Much Confidence

Confidence – If you are going to act, act boldly. It makes your failure that much more spectacular.

Perfect Man

Perfect Man – Don’t drink, don’t smoke, don’t take drugs, don’t chet, don’t curse and don’t exist…