When Airbag – Just isn’t enough.
Airbags – Standard equipment of about half of population.
So You Found A Car – I’ll bet you a can of beans it’s a trap.
Car Wash – It may cost more to get it done by hand, but it’s worth it.
Female Flexibility – Not what you’ve expected.
Damn – It’s not mine.
Windows Frozen? Try Ctrl + Alt + Delete.
Hello Dad – There is something I want to tell you about…
Dear God – I just saw a woman getting into a car the wrong way …through the driver’s door.
Overachieve – Issuing a parking ticket is for the lazy.
Blonde – Checking out the oil level.
Multi Classing – All the disadvantages of both and the benefits of neither.
Go Further – Obstacles are just opportunities in disguise.
Priorities – No matter what, always make sure your hair says “I’m ready”!
Some Things – Are hard to explain to your parents.
Horsepower – How much does your car have?
Without Complaints – Everything would become good enough.
No Matter What You Drive – Your last car will always be a Van.
Divorce – You take the car, I’ll take the truck.
My Dear – I have something to confess, I’m married. Pffft… You scared me… I thought the BMW wasn’t yours.
Smart Car – Stupid driver.
Control – If everything seems under control, you’re just not going fast enough.
Hey Dad – What’s for dinner? Venison…on the grill.
Rocket Toilets – Because if shit’s gonna fly, it might as well be at light speed.
Wisdom – It’s not measured by your choice of car but by whether the car fits in your garage.