Behavior – Never be the thing people remember most about the wedding.
I Have A Dream…
Little Johnny – You’re gonna go far kid.
I’m Going to – Every last one of you motherf*****s.
Dad – Six pictures are enough.
A True Gentleman – Always lets ladies go first.
Misinterpretations – Can lead to some serious jail-time.
Next Generation – Teach them gun safety at an early age, and they won’t put you in retirement home when the decision is up to
Enthusiasm – Theirs makes up for the empty stands behind them.
Casper Ghost – Remind your kids, he’s a friendly ghost.
Kids In Future – 2025.
Bird Watching – You’re doing it wrong.
Being A T-Rex – You’re doing it wrong.
Toyota – Now and forever.
Till You Are Young – You wanna try everything.
Tragic – This poor child does not own a computer and has never experienced the joy of being on Facebook.
This Kid – Is my Hero.
Kids Frustration – Hungover, outta’ coffee, can’t find my lighter and what the hell are you looking at?
Kids Exchange – Growing up faster that you would think.
Remember That – Post on the internet today, It’s on a corporate background check tomorrow.
Young Photographer – It’s fun.
Working Kids – If they aren’t working for you, they’re working against you.
How About A Magic Trick – I’m going to make this candle disappear.
Work In Progress – Good to Go.
Parenting Fail – When you gotta go, you gotta go.
Santa – Don’t worry child, he’s often confused whit the fallen angel.