All’s Fair – In Love and Danmaku.
No Great Love – Ever came without great struggle.
A Jedi Shall Not Know Love – But here’s hoping she’s up for meaningless $ex!
If Food Is Made With Love – Then that would mean that we later poop love.
Modern Love – Looks exactly like this.
Love Is Sweet Tyranny – Because the lover endureth his torments willingly.
Love Is Like A War – Easy to begin, but hard to end.
If You Love Someone – Chain them up so they can’t run away. No, that wasn’t it…
You Think She Loves You – Try turning off the lights, while she’s doing her nails.
C’mon – Not in front of the children.
Nerds – They know H.T.M.L. (How to meet the ladies).
The Six Phases Of Real Love
If Love Is Like Wine – Then marriage should be the hangover from the next morning?…
Love – I know you love me but this is ridiculous.
Edward Finally Found – The love of his life.
Cross The Divide – Love everyone. Abandon prejudice.
Notice The Shadow – Perfect Love.
Sandwiches – very tasty when meat is surround by delicious buns.
True Love – You’ll know it when you see it.
Make Lolz – Not war.
True Love – Means you can totally kick him in the nuts during labor.
Love Is A Fist – The way to a woman’s heart is trough her broken ribs.
Unconditional Love – Letting someone live with you for nine months, before meeting them for the first time.
Puppy Love – When love is at it’s simplest, it’s beautiful, when love is at it’s hardest, it’s real life.
Marriage It Is All About Love – Not religion, social norms or gender.
Putting A Price In Love – The more that people undervalue me, the more of a bargain I become. But it’s still a little depressing