Wal Mart – Now has a car pool lane. For express shopping.
Smart Cars – Don’t f@rt in them.
One Of Those Days – This is one of them.
When Women Drive – Technology is not keeping up.
Texting While Driving – sorry I’m late, I’m stuck behind this stupid tr…
Chinese Cars – Are very tough and reliable.
Understated Elegance – Is always in good taste.
Limo – Bigger aint always the smartest choice.
This Is F-ing Awesome
This Car Rocks
This Is Funny – Because it’s not mine.
Ambitions – Mine always was to live in a Penthouse!
Don’t Like My Driving – E-mail me.
Philosophy – Whit compliments of Indian public transport.
Blonde Secretary – Keep things interesting.
Money Can’t Buy Happiness – But I’d rather cry in a Ferrari.
Gamers – They have a different mindset.
If You Own A Super Car – Make sure you can drive.
Yo Mama So Big – She’s costing millions of dollars in property damage.
Bicycle Cops – Faster than a Corvette.
Lighten Your Load – Your body will thank you.
Admit It – You’re thinking about it too!
Mercedes-Benz: It will Whoop Your Ass
Gotta Be Cool Now – Power shift here we go.
Bad Crashes – The only reason red-necks watch TV.