Mounting A Camel – You’re doing it wrong. The Camel – Thinks differently.
Priorities – Take the picture, then save your child from being eaten alive.
Sad Animal – F*** It, I’m going home.
Afro Duck – All hail
Forgive Me – It’s just your head looks a lot like an acorn.
EMO Bunny – Nobody understands him
Real Life Garfield – Do not try this at home.
Elephants – They’re into some kinky shit.
Have You Ever Been So Scared… You started running on water.
Absolute Proof – My owner is an idiot.
Out – Out, of my paradise!
Firefox – Is already running but is not responding.
They Didn’t Pat Him – And he started killing.
Desperation – Can provide unexpected strength!
Skills – Can’t beat them.
Squirrels – They have nuts.
Distractions – Sometimes there are ulterior motives involved.
Little Bacon – The early years.
Why am I in the Water? – And what the f*** is THAT?
That’s Why – He is king of the jungle.
Bicycles – Don’t use them so they never get old.
Flying Sharks – That’s it, we’re fucked.
Camouflage Tiger – It’s so crazy that it just might work.
Your Rules – I am higher than them.
Favoritism – It Sucks.
Relax Son: You need to grow a little bit more before you can be a real cock. Take your time … the hens will wait.