Dad Would Be Mad Angry.
Fine Tuning – The equipment isn’t complete without the proper user.
Attention – Some will do almost anything to gain a little attention.
Your Bus – Will never stop here.
Limited Time Offer – Selling even the dumbest tee-shirts since the dawn of time.
Poor Girl – She don’t have money for clothes.
Amazing Flexibility – Never ever overrated.
Graduating – Turning good girls into $luts.
That Reminds Me – We need milk.
Bush – Yep, it’s still there.
Looks Like – A little breeze might be picking up.
Warm, Salty Yogurt – Don’t worry, you’ll soon get used to the taste.
Scientists Have Discovered – What a woman want? But she changed her mind.
Nice Dress – It would look great on the floor by my bed.
Bubble Gum – Never swallow it!
Trick Or Teat – I have the weirdest wooden stake right now…
Never Forget – What our soldier are fighting for? Oh sweet freedom.
The Best Luck – I saw my girlfriend without makeup and she is not ugly.
Barbie Doll – Now available in full size. Now available in full size
Honey, That Suit Is Perfect – I was worried it might be too big on you.
Blonde Fishing – The way to a mans heart is thru his fly.
Got War – Then use the backdoor!
Light Tackle Jigging – Yea, you’re doing it right!
Sweet Spot – Tennis is a beautiful game.
Corn Dog ? Yes please.
Pools Brings Out The Best – Of our girls since the “Great Bath” at Mohenjo-Dario in 3rd millennium BC.