Before and After
A Simple Explanation – Why i am always late to work.
How My Cats – Stand every day to watch the birds.
Launch In 5..4..3.. Four Cats, two Pigeons, everybody gets a drumstick.
Foreign Exchange Program – Somewhere in Nepal is a very frightened cat.
That’s How My Colleagues Look Like – When they see me with my new girlfriend.
Would You Be So Kind – And close the door from the other side?
Lasers Charged – Fire at will.
I Don’t Need To Lose My Beloved Ones To understand how much I love them.
Touch My Beer – And I kill you.
New Year’s Resolution – Option A: lose some weight Option B: Buy a bigger basket.
There’s Only Room For One Of Us – Let’s settle it like mature adults.
No – They are not for sale.
Pick Your Battles – Some things are better left alone.
Ikea Cat – You assembled it wrong.
Hover Cat – Exploring the universe, one galaxy at a time.
Please! Please! Please!
It’s OK – Tech support sent me!
There’s More Then One Way – To melt a cat.
C’mon – Not in front of the children.
Ninja Wet Kitten – I can have lasers in my eyes.
Ninja Kitten – He hides in your blanket.
Three Babies Cats – The cutest things.
Stealth Kitty – Soon death shall be upon them all.
Ninja Cat – You might be able to see me, but the pigeons can’t.
Paranoia – Because in America, everything is terrorism.