Diversity – Let’s Celebrate It.
Next Generation – Teach them gun safety at an early age, and they won’t put you in retirement home when the decision is up to
Aim Towards Enemies -One instruction is all you need.
Military Vision – Some people see an obstacle, Some see an opportunity. You see a natural choke point with flank security.
Heaven Must Be Missing An Angel – Because I am very much reminded of one…
Equipment – There’s always space for one more weapon.
Clothes – A bandage is fine too.
Baseball Training Aids – Include swing trainers, bats, pitch backs, nets and mortars.
Total Destruction – Because there is a thing called “Too Much Power”.
Rocket Launcher – You are doing it wrong.
Army Chicks – So much better than army dudes.
Distraction – A girl’s greatest weapon is her assets.
Paranoia – Because in America, everything is terrorism.
Ninja Babes – Hotter than Pirate wenches.
Starting Equipment – Because the dungeon corridors are only ten feet wide, that’s why.
Accessories – Because enough is never enough.
Overkill – Sometimes you just have to be sure they die.
Soviet Engineering – With versatility in mind.
Confidence – Is the key.
Step Away From My Fridge – I’m not kidding mo Fo.
Point-Blank Bazooka – Someone take that RPG away from Jamal before he kills us all.
M16 _ 5.56mm – Who said it was underpowered?
Born To Kill – Peace through superior firepower.
Jack Daniels – A weapon of mass destruction since 1846.
Bandwagon – Selecting all the wrong weapons because you didn’t actually read the book.
Weapons Are Like Money – No one knows the meaning of Enough.