Here Mom – Take these out, it’ll be a better picture.
Duck Face – It’s Hereditary.
Kill It Before It Lays E – Oh crap, too late.
Plan-B – It’s always good to have a backup plan ready before disaster strikes.
Like Father Like Son
Jew Baby – He’ll be making your kids invest their milk money in stock.
Like Father – Like Son.
Sweet Dreams – If you don’t fear the reprisal, you’d do the same.
Metal Baby – Because if you’re not born whit it, Don’t make us waste our time.
When The Pizza Guy – Finally comes! LOL
Baby Photos – Could there be a more inappropriate time to watch p**n?
Now You Know – Why babies smile while they are sleeping.
Bad Parenting – It’s what’s for dinner.
How Much Did I – Drink last night?
Redheads And Baby – Thousands of redheads.
Proving The Theory – That s#!t happens.
Proof Of Evolution
Jean Diapers – If you are to lazy to put actual pants on your child.
Monkey’s – They will always suggest bad ideas.
15 Year From Now – This picture will be awkward.
Mom Off The Year – They not all win the Britney Spears mom off the year award.
Babysitting – You have to know who to trust.
Goodbye, Baby! – I am the last one…
Dating A Mom – Like continuing from someone else’s saved game.
How Can I Tell Him – That he will never fly…
It Was Not – A joyful day when Sean found out he would now be bottle-fed.