A Lion Riding A Horse – Dear, Lord. Start running.
Meanwhile In Australia
They Say It’s Better One Time To See But they didn’t explain how to live with this afterwards…
Take What Is Yours – Don’t let others steal what you worked so hard for.
Teamwork – Best choice.
Wait A Minute – Documents please!
Former Enemies – Unite in a common goal.
Goodbye, Baby! – I am the last one…
That’s How My Colleagues Behave – After the first month in the gym.
Cougar – Always watching, waiting for you to let your guard down.
Look! Kittens! – Sometimes experience is the best teacher.
Diversity – With GM technology, nothing is impossible.
The Best Way – to find out if you can trust someone is to trust them.
Don’t Scare Me – I poop very easily.
Haughty – The moment you start to believe that you are too graceful to make any more mistakes is the very moment that the universe
The Only Good Reason – To ride a bull is to meet a nurse.
Can Someone Help? – My telescope doesn’t seem to be working right.
Good Dog Gone Bad – It all began when he started running around with those wild neighbors.
Sloth Is A Deadly Sin – So this poor little guy’s going straight to hell?
Involuntary Bowel Movement – From zero to holy S#$@! in 2 seconds.
Animals – If we’re not supposed to eat them, Why are they made out of food?
Hey Dad – What’s for dinner? Venison…on the grill.
Rebellion – Sometimes it’s just best to fit in.
Criticism – If you’re not going to be constructive, at least try to mock respectfully.
Oh Wow! – Where’d you get that totally killer tat?
Trust – Equal parts faith and hope that the universe is not about to screw you over.