Tag: Animals


Foot-lock – Don’t try this at home.

Time Warp

Time Warp – It’s just a jump to the left, and a step to the riiiiiiight.

Oh Crap ‘Point’

Oh Crap – It is quite evident at this point that I am totally screwed.

Sky Diving

Sky Diving – No matter how high you jump from, it’s always the last half-inch that will hurt the most.

Part Of Family

Family – The more we are together, the more sure I am that I am adopted.

I’ve Been There

I’VE BEEN THERE – The next morning can sometimes be a shocker.


E-HARMONY – 6 Million Couples & Counting

Petting Zoos

Petting Zoos – You, cheeto fingers one more time.

Panda Depression

DEPRESSION – I wanted to be a Kodiak Bear Ten feet tall… a half ton of savage splendor…. Not something that looks like a Beanie


Overconfidence – This is going to end in disaster, and you have no one to blame but yourself.