Leave It To Humans – To spend youth chasing after wealth and then, Spend wealth chasing after youth.
Chivalry – Sometimes the world prefers you be inconsiderate.
Understated Elegance – Is always in good taste.
90 Percent Of Men – Didn’t notice, that she has no eyebrows.
Our New Hero
Eminem’s Little Daughter – Is a big girl now.
I Need Your Shirt – Your shorts and your bike.
This Big – Is what you would need to be to h00k up with Angelina Jolie.
Puberty – You are doing it right.
Just Gonna Stand There And – Look concerned.
Photo With Homeless Man – +50 to popularity.
Save The Cheerleader – Save the world.
What A Difference – A couple of years can make.
Taylor Swift – The incarnation of saber.
Bill Maher – And another “friend”.
Photoshop Usage Fail – Hover hand – so close, yet so far.
Plastic Surgery – Investing in a better future.
Real Life Harry Potter – Seems legit!
Isn’t It So Sweet – That they named the capital of France after me?
Face Recognition – 49% different is a lot.
First Gym – Arnold Schwarzenegger.
You Have Now Seen – Frank Sinatra leaving a helicopter with cocktail in hand, this may be a good time for you to purchase a
Imagination – Use it.
Al Capone – You can get more what you want with a kind word and gun, than you can with just a kind word.
David Bowie – David Bowies Cat
Silicon Valley – There’s more than one in California.