Religion – I’m gonna try it again!
Twister – Wanna play?
Fishing – It’s all about having the right bait.
Horrible – Her computer desktop is a complete mess.
Girls, Please – If you’re practising for me, you’re going to need a lot more hot dogs.
Superhero Costumes – Some of them just aren’t all that practical for combat.
Drunk Chicks – Alcohol makes them do some crazy shit.
Delicious – The food that is.
Careful Robin – Both hands on the bat rope.
Reading – It’s last thing on my mind right now.
I Bet – You didn’t notice the Godzilla
Cloning – Is it really bad?
Home Shopping – Avon has some new products.
Female Riders – Making rashed bikes and torn leathers look sexy.
Dog Instincts – You Can’t control urges implanted by nature.
Personal Assistant – Because it’s difficult to call someone that can’t type or file a secretary.
Hope – If the shortest, hairiest, and oldest guy on the beach can get a little boob action, then maybe you can too.
Wimbledon – It Get’s better every year out on court 22
Once Upon A Time In The Woods: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Real Beauty: Is powerful. It has no need for skimpy clothes, plunging necklines or naked skin
True Beauty: Girls, please listen up. You don’t have to starve to be beautiful, You don’t have to dress how society tells you, You are
Talent: It’s not for everyone.
Safety: Whether you’re out celebrating Canada day or 4th July this weekend, remember to always take a safety flotation device with you when you go
Just kidding – There’s no candy.
Holy Crap – I’m missing Futurama!
Coolness – Yeah, you’re cool… but are you 4-popped-collars cool?