Chicks In Combat – Welcome to Buds, now make me a sammich.
Flexible – A band of the knee, now you look at me, a twist of the waist, all man make haste, a curve of the
Team Hot Wheels – The fun never ends.
Dignity – Check.
Gossiping – Remember those who gossip to you, will gossip about you behind your back.
Tongue Skills – Yours might not get you into college, but they sure will get you through it.
Parallel Parking – Women will never get it right if men keep telling them this is 10 inches.
Fringe Benefits – Cops have the best ones !
PERFECTION – I’m giving it up for Lent.
Yes Son – Those are definitely the droids we’re looking for.
Dress Code – Sorry ladies, those tops don’t match your bottoms. I’m afraid you’ll have to take them off.
Seasonal Help – Santa Claus always hires the good ones.
Photoshop – Don’t believe anything you fap to.
Deception – Honey, I can get a better shot of your new sandals from up here.
Vulcan mind meld – You’re doing it right.
Marking Your Territory – More women need to do it.
BITTER SWEET – Make your crush laugh…By asking her out.
I DON’T ALWAYS WORKOUT – But when I do, it’s in black, so it is like a funeral for my fat …
Over Sized Sunglasses – Looks like someone is over compensating.
Smirnoff Ice – #1 Training elixir since 2002.
Halloween – Better than Christmas.
Duct Tape – With enough beer, it can become clothing!
Asian Girls – So this is your fetish huh?
Japan – Doing our own sh** better than us… even Christmas.
PANTS – What she does after forcing these on.
Women’s Football – Illegal use of hands is my favorite penalty.