Tag: Girls

Flexible Body

Flexible – A band of the knee, now you look at me, a twist of the waist, all man make haste, a curve of the


Gossiping – Remember those who gossip to you, will gossip about you behind your back.

Tongue Skills

Tongue Skills – Yours might not get you into college, but they sure will get you through it.

Parallel Parking

Parallel Parking – Women will never get it right if men keep telling them this is 10 inches.

Yes Son

Yes Son – Those are definitely the droids we’re looking for.

Dress Code

Dress Code – Sorry ladies, those tops don’t match your bottoms. I’m afraid you’ll have to take them off.

Seasonal Help

Seasonal Help – Santa Claus always hires the good ones.

Bitter Sweet

BITTER SWEET – Make your crush laugh…By asking her out.

I Don’t Always Workout

I DON’T ALWAYS WORKOUT – But when I do, it’s in black, so it is like a funeral for my fat …

Smirnoff Ice

Smirnoff Ice – #1 Training elixir since 2002.

Duct Tape

Duct Tape – With enough beer, it can become clothing!

Asian Girls

Asian Girls – So this is your fetish huh?

Japan Christmas

Japan – Doing our own sh** better than us… even Christmas.

Pants Tight

PANTS – What she does after forcing these on.