Chicks In Combat – Welcome to Buds, now make me a sammich.
Flexible – A band of the knee, now you look at me, a twist of the waist, all man make haste, a curve of the
Tongue Skills – Yours might not get you into college, but they sure will get you through it.
Parallel Parking – Women will never get it right if men keep telling them this is 10 inches.
Dress Code – Sorry ladies, those tops don’t match your bottoms. I’m afraid you’ll have to take them off.
Deception – Honey, I can get a better shot of your new sandals from up here.
I DON’T ALWAYS WORKOUT – But when I do, it’s in black, so it is like a funeral for my fat …