Your Imagination – Check it at the door.
Step Sisters – No risk of genetic mutation in the offspring.
Ninja Babes – Because pirate girls have crabs.
Focal Point – Things that are brighter than their surroundings end up ruining the picture.
Do I Make You Look Fat? – Yes and thank you for pointing that out, bi!&h.
Real VS Anime – Both are hot. Your chances of scoring with either of these two are roughly the same. So just look and enjoy.
A College Education – Stay in school, study hard, get a degree and still not make as much as her.
Team Work – Is the thorough conviction that nobody can get there unless everybody gets there.
Wanna Play With Me – Oh My God, Yes!
I Don’t Know, What’s Going On – But the one on the right is clearly winning.
Sweet – I travel the land asking rides from kind strangers I’m a hitch-haiku.
The Look – Face it this has happened to you , and will happen again.
Resistance Is Futile – You know damn well you want to assimilate her.
Gothic Cowgirl – There is no way of doing it right.
Cats Are Interesting – They are kind of like girls. If they come and talk to you, it’s great. But if you try to talk
Duckface – The ugly truth.
What? You want me to stick that where?
Girls And Gaming – They may not know what they’re doing But really, who’s complaining?
Telepathy – The ability to read a guy’s mind.
The Metric System – Did not catch on in the US, unless you count the popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
Shortcuts – You might not always get there faster but sometimes a well planned shortcut can make your journey just a little bit more enjoyable.
Heartbreak – It waits around the corner for all who elect to arrive It doesn’t cost much either just satisfaction and time.
Any Time – Is good time to enjoy a refreshing beverage.
I Surrender – Well that was an easy war. Take me away girls – Oops I mean comrade!
The U.S. Navy – Is the envy of every other Navy in the world. They don’t want to be like us – they want to
Alcohol – Because no great story ever began with anyone eating a salad.