All I Want For Christmas – Is you. And you. And you!
Oshizu-Chan – If she’s not a pe**ert than neither am i.
Hottie Train – All aboard!
Daddy Issues – One in every twelve has them.
Preparation – Successful people are always ready for what’s coming.
Wingmen – You’ll need two for this mission.
This is Why – People hunt duck with shotguns.
That Awkward Moment When – You’re the only one who can’t fit.
Harem Members – You gotta keep them separated.
I Love Mirrors – You know you do too.
Now You Know – Why the fish smell that way.
Like Oh My God – Her necklace is fantastic.
Just A Couple More Drinks – And then we can play a game I like to call – Menage a trois.
Crossing The Bridge Of Death – You must answer these 3 question; Never mind, that works too!
What Makeup Do You Use? Nutella?
Beer Goggles – When you realize that girls get “beer goggles” too, you will get laid more. (Hint: buy her tequila shots)
Temptation Evils – When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I’ve never tried before.
Army Chicks – So much better than army dudes.
Meanwhile In Thailand
Roles – Sometimes it,s best just to stay in the kitchen.
Popularity – She might not be the Prom Queen but she probably got more attention then anyone else.
Double Bird – While looking inside your soul.
Perfect Example – Of have and have not.
Sorry Boys – Look down.
Annoying Drunk Chicks – No matter hot they seem they’re still annoying.
Potential – Play it right and this could be a fantasy come true.