Booth Babes – I have no interest in your product. I’m gonna stand here for a while.
Follow Her, She’s So Hot – This stairway leads to heaven.
Photobombing Lvl: Jealousy.
Russian Police Officers – Yes, you can search me anytime.
Who Should You Date ???
Fire In The Head – Amazing in …?
Every Girl Is Beautiful – It takes just the right man to see it!
Little Miss What? Who cares?!
Justified Lying – I swear on my mother’s grave, if you move the ceiling will collapse!
Golf – The inventors called it Golf (ie. Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden).
You Weak Minded Fool – She’s using an old Jedi mind trick.
Archery – Suddenly I like it!
Heaven – What I like to think it is like.
Now Look At Me – Now look at your wife! Now back to me.
Weapons Of Mass Distraction – She got them.
Baggy Pants – Not always Gangsta, not always bad.
Lara Croft – Never ever overrated.
This Is Why – I am joining the army!
Red Alert – Come for the war, stay for the women.
Florida State – Never mind the football.
Beer And Women – The cause and solution to all life’s problems.
Separate Vacations – It’s nice to get away from the wife once a year, specially if I’ll be spending two weeks on a twiddy beach
She Is Famous – For two things…
If You Own A Super Car – Make sure you can drive.
Happiness – Is a fresh clean bed with a serious reason to stay in it.
Olympics – They won on the lift and snatch.