Fresh Graduate – From the wife school.
Female Dignity – And alcohol do not mix.
Right Choice – When you can’t save the princess.
Reality – When you Sober Up, it hits you like a brick in the face.
Rock Bottom Kitty – You’ll know it when you get there Mr kitty cat.
Beer Goggles – When you realize that girls get “beer goggles” too, you will get laid more. (Hint: buy her tequila shots)
Shots Champion – I’m number 1 bit**es!
Story Of My Life.
Best Rack – Seriously, it’s quite effective.
You Know You Drank Too Much – When you wake up beside Sarah Jessica Parker…
She’ll Have To Drink A Lot – Before she wants you.
When We Are Drunk – We say stupid things… like truth, for example.
Alcohol – Even this seemed like a good idea.
Student Loans – Proud sponsor of future management.
Cheers – You’re doing it wrong.
Friendship – Letting you crash on their couch when your too drunk to make it home… Yeah, what a friend
Coolest Grandma – Ever.
They Are Going To Have – Some serious back problems.
Wine For Geeks
Jesus Was Here
Alcohol – Gives You Wings
Alcohol – Don’t pass out with your shoes on!
Alcohol – Keeping Sharpie in business since 1926.
Rock Bottom – Yup, you’re there.
Avengers Assemble! – And chug, chug, chug!
The Problem – With the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.