Tag: Alcohol


Australiana – The world says “Australians drink too much” Australians say “They’re just jealous that they can’t keep up”

Quiet Deception

Deception – People think that I’m quiet because I’m shy, but really I’ve been silently judging them from afar and determining that they’re all retards.

Drinking Problem

Drinking Problem – Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

Watch Out

Watch Out – A recent study indicates that 23% of all traffic accidents are alcohol related. This means that the remaining 77% are caused bt

Alcohol Is Poison

Alcohol Is Poison – I drink it because there are things inside me I have to kill …

Jack Daniels

Jack Daniels – A weapon of mass destruction since 1846.

Mae West

Mae West – You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

It Was At That Moment

It Was At That Moment – When I woke up and realized I had a serious drinking problem.

Alcoholic Word

Alcoholic – Is such a harsh word, I prefer professional drinker.

There Is No

There Is No –  Young in indestructible or immortal.


Honk – Beats the hell out of pong any day. You Honk We Drink!


Opportunist – The one who drinks, while the optimist, the pessimist and the realist are arguing.

Alcohol Answer

Alcohol – If it’s not the answer, change the question.

The Irish Cure For Everything

The Irish Cure For Everything – Consult with your physician to have your medications changed it may not make you better, but you’ll sure Feel

Family Ties

Family Ties – Just because she has them… Doesn’t mean you should care.

Being Hermione

Alcohol – Because no matter how hard you try, you’ll always be Harmione.