Working – Get paid as much as possible for doing as little as possible.
Work Smarter – Not harder.
Donations – To get them you have to put in a little work of your own.
I Am Bored At Work – Wanna Party?
Work Uniforms – Some are better than others.
Work With What You’ve Got – You’d be surprised what you can accomplish.
Work VS Home
Procrastination – Is like mastu**ation… It’s good in the beginning, but in the end, you realize you’ve just f**ked yourself.
Break Dancing – Not just for people.
Out Sick – Sorry I can’t come to work today, I have a cold. …case of beer in my fridge.
I Am Obviously Not Learning From My Mistakes – I keep going to work.