SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE CLOUDS – When they disappear, It’s suddenly a much brighter day.
PERFECTION – I’m giving it up for Lent.
LOGIC – It just never ends with the s**es…
Leave Me Alone !! – Go Die!
English Literature – I’m sure my college professor said we were studying irony. But my husband said no, it was ironing.
Women – Don’t want to hear what you think, they want to hear what they think in a deeper voice.
CONTRACEPTION – Does ugly count? It is decidedly so.
WHAT IS SHE AFRAID OF – Not a d*mn thing !
SHE’S TOO TIRED – Move the bed to the kitchen… You’re Welcome
It’s Her Job – Even the manufacturers know it.
WOMEN – Have been fighting for equal rights for centuries …
Pleasing Women – Volume 1