If All Else Fails – Break their neck.
Get Perspective – Things might look a lot better from another angle.
Ultra Body Detergent – Because you and I both know, she needs it.
When Women Drive – Technology is not keeping up.
Women’s Logic – I’ll be there in 5 minutes… Stop calling me every half an hour!
Avril vs Lindsay – Better know the difference.
Women Drivers – Almost perfect.
Helmets – Women find them tricky.
Of Course They Are – I read the instruction manual!
Women – They don’t think we can do even the simplest of tasks. Yet they trust us to be able to read their mind.
Women Complain About The Size – But they have touched.
Priority – No man will ever look the same way at woman’s intellect.
Feminism – strong smart and independent until things get a bit difficult.
Men – They just don’t take”Restraining Order” for an answer.
Blessed – One of these women has been blessed with natural beauty and talent. The other one is wearing black.
It’s True – Women live longer then men… Especially widows.
Money And Women – You can lose money chasing women, You can never lose women chasing money!
Women – Can’t live with them, can’t live without them.
There’s No Ugly Women – But lazy women.
Gender Discrimination – Sometimes it makes sense.
Rookie Mistake – Letting the wife park the car.
Tools – A man will be happy with a lot of tools. A woman will need just one, if it is the right size and properly
Women – They don’t want to hear a man’s opinion. They just want to hear their own In a deeper voice.
Women – Do you know that awesome moment when you finally understand women? Yeah, me neither.
Obdurate – Women don’t let such things as common sense ruin their argument.
Women – They are meant to be loved, not understood.