If All Else Fails – Break their neck.
Women – They don’t think we can do even the simplest of tasks. Yet they trust us to be able to read their mind.
Blessed – One of these women has been blessed with natural beauty and talent. The other one is wearing black.
Money And Women – You can lose money chasing women, You can never lose women chasing money!
Tools – A man will be happy with a lot of tools. A woman will need just one, if it is the right size and properly
Women – They don’t want to hear a man’s opinion. They just want to hear their own In a deeper voice.
Women – Do you know that awesome moment when you finally understand women? Yeah, me neither.