Business Traveler – I wonder if I could pull off pretending to be a chauffeur?
Red October – Honey, is it that time of the month again?
Listen Mister – It’s, “A bird in hand is worth two in the bush…” not, “A bird in your bush is better than using both
Wisdom – A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her
Congratulations – You might think that your “victory” over erectile dysfunction is just between you and your wife, but your wife probably has other ideas
Iron Man – Is a super hero. IRON WOMAN is a command.
Yes – I can drive a stick.
Skydiving! – The safe way to do it.
Witch’s Know Their Place – Why don’t women.
Face Palm – Not quite how the rest of us do it, but… Suzy’s method is freaking awesome!
Personality Disorder – If has to happen, I hope the one behind to be the dominant.
Nice Try – You thought you could escape from the kitchen didn’t you?
Occupy – A Kitchen
M.I.T. – Has made a camera that can take a million frames per second. Finally, a photo of a woman with her mouth shut.
Woman Wisdom – How to get rid of your husband on weekends.
What The Difference – Between a golf ball and a G-Spot? A man will look for a golf ball.
Rookie Mistake – Letting the wife park the car.
Women – They don’t want to hear a man’s opinion. They just want to hear their own In a deeper voice.
Fighting Like A Girl – Is actually a good thing.
Balance – The power of a woman is her charm, the charm of a man is his power.
Therapy Helps – But screaming obscenities is faster, cheaper and more satisfying …
W.T.F. – Oh look a headless Woman.
WE GOT HER – She had escaped from the kitchen !
Once Upon A Time – There lived a woman who did not nag, whine or complain but it was a long time ago and just
Truth Or Dare – Pretty darn close.
The Longer You Stare – The funnier it gets.